shit.

theres a lump on my butt.

ooo, that smell

smells like stright up shit in here.
damn.

Black People

are brown.

T.V

The TV guy is here. i overloaded my screen with porn. he is fixing it.

something

stinks.

Hey

today i had sex with a cactus.

Today

i will donate my pubes to the make a wish foundation.

Yesterday

i read a dr.suess book